Today I have come to the rescue to those who have zero ideas for what to be for Halloween. All I am going to need you to do is go to the weird box you have in your closet that has all hats you rarely wear, and I will create a costume idea from your random hats.
Black Beanie: This could be the staple of an Avril Lavigne costume, just watch the sk8er Boi music video again and you’ll understand.
Cowboy Hat: With this hat you can be a cowboy, a classic guy with jeans and boot, maybe find a little straw to let hang out of your mouth, and spit on the ground a lot.
Pink Cowboy Hat: Chappell Roan, duh. This should be your costume no matter what hat you have but especially if you have a pink cowboy hat, just slay whatever is the most glamorous dress you have in your wardrobe and warm up your vocal chords.
Silver Cowboy Hat: Beyonce, duh again. The girls are forever a choice for a Halloween outfit no matter the hat, you just got to be ready to WORK IT.
Witch Hat: Witch.
Witch Hat and Green Paint: Elphaba.
Tiara: This could create a few costumes but some iconic ones could be Princess Diana, Honey Boo Boo, or Carrie.
Baseball Hat: With this hat you can either ‘A League of Their Own’ it and give first woman baseball player, my husbands at war, etc., or you can go the Ariana Grande at Wimbledon 2023 with icon Jonathan Bailey route.
Two Baseball Hats: For this one you will need to have a good pal or partner to partake. You both will dress up as either Chad Danforth or Ryan Evans and then continue to perform “I Don’t Dance” from High School Musical 2 throughout the night.
Those are a few ideas for Halloween and if worse comes to worse just wear a trash bag on your body and call yourself a trash monster and run around saying you love eating trash. Happy Hatty Halloween!
